35+ Fatherhood Memes for Dad's With a Telepathic Connection With the Thermostat

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  • 01
    My kids: Don't embarrass us at the pool party Me: I would never Me, at the pool party:
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    My neighbor telling me he found my kid hiding behind his shed during a neighborhood-wide parents vs. kids water balloon fight, "in case I want to do the honors" KE M THE DAD
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    My kid putting on my shoes to help me bring in groceries THE DAD
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    Seeing my kid doing the exact same thing my wife complains about me doing and realizing it is, in fact, super annoying THE DAD
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    My kid, after I fail to hang their drawing on the fridge immediately You don't like art? THE DAD
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    Other kids playing make-believe: I'll be the teacher and you be the student, you have to take a test My kid playing make-believe: THE DAD I just ran into a human-shaped crocodile-who told me the black mask has sent assassins to kill me
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    Me: *does one full day of yard work* My body the next morning: BRO I'M STRAIGHT UP NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME EST. THE DAD
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    I came home and it took me 45 mins to find my wife. She is hiding in this couch. Pro tip: Marry your best friend.
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  • 09
    "Kids are home for summer vacation" starter pack SLIPNSLIDE MYDROGLIDE TECHNOLOGY CLUDES: WATER SLIDE SLIDE BOOGIE ANCHORS REPAIR PATCHES WAVE RIDER THE DAD
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    Me, after stepping on a LEGO with bare feet THE DAD
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    83& 50 THE DAD Kids need to be bored and parents shouldn't overschedule them CHANGE MY MIND
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  • 12
    My wife when she finds out I got her that gas grill I always wanted for her bday THE DAD
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  • 13
    Whose Dad is this?!?!
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  • 14
    When my kid is annoyed that he can't go to his favorite very expensive theme park every day and tells me I should "just have more money" THE DAD My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?
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  • 15
    When your wife tells you to give the kids a bath, but it's summertime THE DAD
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    Every time I think about if being a video game streamer was a thing back when I was in my gaming prime THE DAD No doubt in my mind. You better believe things would've been different. I'da gone pro in a heartbeat. I'da been making millions of dollars... living in a big ole mansion somewhere
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    Me, when my kid is sleeping in till 10, playing video games with friends, and going to the water park, but I have to go to work: Wow. Today THE DAD
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  • 18
    yeah no that's fair KIDS ARE OUR FUTURE, NOT YOUR KIDS, BETTER ONES
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    How it feels backing into a spot in a crowded parking lot YOU SHALL ALL BEAR WITNESS TO MY TALENTS! THE DAD
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    Watching my six-year-old play their rescheduled coach pitch baseball game in July... during a heat wave, where every kid scores, and half the kids are laying down in the infield. @mommywinetime
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  • 21
    You may not like it, but this is what the peak male form (as well as peak male fashion) looks like THE DAD
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  • 22
    Me, incorrectly yelling "IT'S THE FINALE" 10 times during every fireworks show THE DAD
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    Dads after hearing a dad joke they've never heard before I think that's the worst thing i've ever heard THE DAD Marvelous
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    the hardest thing in the world THE DAD diamond vibranium obsidian Realizing that at some point, you picked up your sleeping kid and carried them from the car to their bed, without knowing it would be the last time
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  • 25
    Waking up after you turn 40: - It hurts to be alive. THE DAD
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    Me, after destroying an entire group of 8-year-olds in laser tag THE DAD I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And, I was really... I was alive.
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  • 27
    Watching your kid take over mowing duties and putting down some of the straightest lawn stripes you've ever seen THE DAD F***in' A
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  • 28
    When you thought your kid had fallen asleep, but they pop up asking if chocolate milk comes from brown cows OF Pixel THE DAD CAZZLIES
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  • 29
    When all 3 kids have tantrums before noon I've lived through three supposed "end of days." THE DAD
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    Dads since forever: "Looks like we're going to have to amputate" THE DAD
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    My kid: [touches the thermostat] Me, on a business trip 1,500 miles away: THE DAD Something's wrong, I can feel it
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  • 32
    OK so the lack of routine this summer is starting to catch up with my kids... MOISE THIS DEPARTMENT HAS WORKED DAYS 0 WITHOUT A COMPLETE F*CKIN' MELTDOWN 9 THE THE DAD BOIS
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    Me, trying to explain to my wife how I'm free enough to take the kids to a basketball game, but not free enough to finish building the deck I started last summer THE DAD C
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  • 34
    School is out. Summer is here. The first cries of "I'm boooored" come from the living room. THE DAD Ah here we go again.
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    Dads getting invested into whatever show is playing in the room they walked through THE DAD
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    When you get into your car on a summer day and accidentally touch the metal part of the seatbelt THE DAD
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  • 37
    What I thought adulthood would feel like What adulthood actually feels like 1615 THE DAD
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    LEGO bricks when we're not looking 00
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